Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
Family: *comes home*
Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*

pyrex-vision:

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

(Source: pyrexvisean, via coffeekaling)

have-a-happy-period-always:

when your writing comes out nice for the first time in 57 years but you made a spelling mistake so you have to erase it 

(Source: lindsaylohangmyself, via iamonhiatuss-deactivated2013021)

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

(Source: urbancatfitters, via iamonhiatuss-deactivated2013021)

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sassyandscandalous:

imaginefucking:

Imagine fucking Zac Efron. He blindfolds you and ties you to the bed. All of a sudden, you feel several pairs of hands on your thighs. Zac removes the blindfold, and you find yourself staring at Corbin Bleu, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale feeling up on your bod. They whisper in unison, “We’re all in this together.”

this is beautiful

(via seetheworldanew)

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boys who look like drug addict insomniacs are so nice to look at

(via cupcakesandgarterbelts)

Cosmo sex tip #301:

thunderturd:

Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.  

(via d-e-r-r-i-c-k-a)

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